pinch drinker

The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.

Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?

by el jerfe December 12, 2013

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Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.

Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015

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jesus pinch

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.

"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"

by TheManCam July 12, 2017

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Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

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