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disconnect-a-phobia 

The fear of being disconnected after waiting an excessively long time on-hold or being transferred to a different customer service (etc) agent.
After being placed on hold for over 2 hours, my disconnect-a-phobia became overwhelming.

Automated Voices phobia 

It's the Phobia of getting scared by the sound of an electronic voice or sound like: Stephen Hawking's voice, The Daisy Daisy give me your answer do song and The song Satisfaction by Benny Benassi.
I think I might have Automated voices phobia cause every time I hear Stephen Hawking's voice I panic and start having anxiety.
Automated Voices phobia by JJ _KS February 5, 2022

uhhhh.wav-phobia 

fear of hearing "oof"
you : i will never play roblox

friend : why?

you : I have uhhhh.wav-phobia

friend : ohh I understand now.
uhhhh.wav-phobia by rhymtick April 24, 2022

Attentive Trouser Phobia 

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

Pants-a-phobia 

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public
Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.
Pants-a-phobia by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022

LeBron-a-phobia 

The fear of a receding hairline before the age of 18, could be used to describe people who LeBron has dunked on.
The other day I saw Kevin Garnett shopping at savers and suddenly he broke out into a cold sweat...I think he has LeBron-a-phobia.
LeBron-a-phobia by LeByron January 24, 2023