Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it
tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 11, 2011
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Phantom Troupe

An infamous group of killers/thieves in the anime HunterxHunter. They are also known as the spiders, and there are 13 members in this group. Their symbol is a 12 legged spider, one leg for each member; and the leader of the group is known as the head of the spider.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about what the Phantom Troupe did yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, they're really crazy!
by bxtchy_bunny March 05, 2021
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Phantom Beak

Phantom beak can be used for telling someone that there beak or there attempt at making fun at you is weak.
"I know what you are, but what am I". - Phantom Beak
by iBellix November 03, 2010
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phantom-boot

When you have worn your cowboy/cowgirl boots for an extended period of time, that once you finally take them off it still feels like you have your boots on. Just as if you can still feel the leather hitting your shins and calves as you move your legs and feet around.
“Man I am experiencing some serious phantom-boot right now”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”
by cowfolk77 May 03, 2023
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Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb
After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features
by hqrsie October 17, 2009
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Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.
person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
by kool_mike November 18, 2017
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phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours
Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!
by iceburg27 September 18, 2012
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