Persian Jewel

The hair growing out of a persian girls ass crack and up her lower back; often in a triangular or diamond shape.

Jake- "Dude, check out that ass."
Friend "Nah man, shes got a persian jewel..."

by supercooljake April 28, 2009

persian

Is a fag, transsexual, metrosexual or effeminate guy. Term coined from the movie 300 due to the fact that the Persian king appeared to be an effeminate transsexual.

Lets get out of here, this room is full of persian ass niggas.

Welcome to Atlanta (or San Francisco), home of them persian mafuckas.

by weeblesman May 8, 2007

Persian Rug

The copious amount of body hair found on the chest and/or back of an Iranian man.

Did you SEE the hair on that Iranian guy at the pool the other day?

Yeah, talk about a Persian Rug.

by Fuhsaz May 24, 2015

persiah

a female bop,hoe or anything of that sort. has dyke-like qualities, such as stalking other female organisms. A persiah is also a turf-hopper who CLAIMS to live in Berkeley, CA, but no one knows for sure. persiah's ARE ugly hideous bitches! stay away from them.

"Bro that chick persiah is going to suck every dick that goes to Berkeley High this year."

by asdf12ll August 28, 2007

persian

Hairy ass, big nosed men and women.

Damn that persian woman has more hair than a butt crack !

by Dr.Drey July 26, 2008

Persian Carpet Roulette

This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.

Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.

by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009

persian fob

Fresh off the boat aka a persian who is lost im America and still takls persian and has an accent on their English words like saying deh instead of THE the geeger a persian is the more fob they are. Some1 with a lot of antiques. if you can house a pound of pesteh and tokhmeh in an hour..fob. if you or your dad have huge takhtenar competitions and they all crowd around and yell at eachother when they make a bad move, or make a move FOR them. those people who come up to u kiss you on both cheeks and tell you how much you've grown are fobs. somebody who cant go an english sentence without putting a persian word in the mix. somebody who has noon-o-paneer every morning on their way to eschool and their kolfat knows what all that means. some1 who has too much pride to shave their mustache (boys and girls) and wax ther arms (girls). Some1 who talks about how good of ghormeh sabzee they had last nite. some1 who calls their grandparents baba joon, or maman jun. if ur name is parviz, jamshid, jahansha, amir, moshgan, moshdeh, mahasti, faramarz, kambiz, faranaz, or anything that makes an amricay laugh ur a guarenteed fob.

lunch:
amricay- what the fuck is that?
persian- its uhhh this stew (khoresht)
amricay- it smells like shit u fuckin persian fob

by parviz December 11, 2008