A fucking blood shit hole that women go threw, and are probably on the verge of killing themselves because they're so done with bleeding just to know " HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!."
Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring