Vanity is Perfection

A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.

No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.

Everyone in Vanity is Perfection is a loser. No argument.

by imalive42366 October 8, 2009

a perfect circle

the best band since white on rice

counting sheep like bodies to the rythem of the war drums- Pet apc

by Morgan La Fey November 10, 2003

perfecto

Perfectly hand-rolled blunt. Often looks as if the cigar was not cut and emptied out.

Jason rolled a PERFECTO when we were rollin' around hot boxing.

by Stunna Mcknighta May 21, 2006

perfect boyfriend

An amazing guy who will put up with ur bullshit no matter how many times u don't believe the words that he speaks bc of all the shit that has ever brought u down.He will pick up with his words and will say the things that make u realize u don't want anyone else only him.

Abby: Tristen is my perfect boyfriend i love him with all my broken heart that hes mended together.

by i love u boo September 1, 2013

Mr. Perfect

Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.

Hey dude! Your gum hit me last night when you were pulling a "Mr. Perfect"

by Jojack January 7, 2008

perfection

To have nothing wrong at all. To be completely fantastic. Lacking flaws

The relationship that Dave and Caroline have is perfection

by clineeeee May 23, 2006

perfect poo

when you take a dump and when you go to wipe there is nothing to wipe, your ass is clean

"I eat tacos all and i still had a perfect poo"

"Your the lucky one when you have a perfect poo"

by 4 Points October 18, 2009