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Three percenters

In Mormon culture there's a general understanding, shared with missionaries during training. Only two percent of missionaries return home and marry the boyfriend or girlfriend they left, while three percent fall in love with one of their same-sex companions. This is mainly shared to put their relationships in perspective and maybe to soften the blow when they almost inevitably find out their SO has moved on sometime in their two years out spreading the gospel.
"Three percenter" is thus used as a perjorative among Mormon missionaries to describe a guy (or gal) who seems a little too happy about spending all their waking hours in the company of their same-sex companion. Given that the Mormon church considers homosexuality a sin, it can be taken or meant as an insult.
I think Elder Johnson and Elder Smith are three percenters. I hope I don't get paired with one of them next!
by CJBrimson January 7, 2021
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Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.
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10 percenters

slang for a sect of the black muslims that many rappers belong to
referred to in the "Get em high" remix by talib kwale et. al. I believe it was sung by buster rhymes.
by keith giles August 30, 2004
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1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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five-percenter

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).
Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"
by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003
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perpencoculated

utterly and hopelessly lost due to a lost sense of direction.
these suburbs all look the same; I'm all perpencoculated, man!
by kirixen August 10, 2004
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Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").
Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").
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