National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 02, 2021

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National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 08, 2024

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Emotional Partner

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.

my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.

by royalbluenose October 23, 2014

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Pineapple Partner

A partner that's a swinger.

My man is the best Pineapple partner for this hot couple we saw.

by O.G Unknown July 26, 2022

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bitch partner

A person that you can got to and share your challenges that are causing you angst. The challenges may be associated with how you perceive others are treating you unfairly or negative circumstances of your life situation. This person will listen to what you say, be non judgemental and even support you with why you have the right to be upset about the issue or challenges. You may have several bitch partners in your life. Some may be colleagues at work while others may be friends or even family members.

My bitch partner and I went out for a walk the other day.

by anonymous_MJ July 25, 2017

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