parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

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Get the parker rollsmug.

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

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Get the contact parkermug.

Parker Madliak

A 14 year old boy who was killed in a hit and run incident on February 9, 2015. The guy who hit parker who's name is Cody Laundry thought he hit a deer and the next day turned himself in.

Parker Madliak June 20,2000-February 9,2015

by a retarted social media app th May 31, 2015

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