pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Pardon Me

a cool guy will be ns god

Pardon me is very cool and hot

by pardonme_ December 6, 2020

pagol

refering to someone as mad/insane jokingly in bangla

'he is eating rice with ketchup. he is a pagol."

by huhu1602 January 27, 2022

Pardon My French

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.

Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.

by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009

Pardon My Homo

A phrase to excuse inadvertent gayness on the part of a straight male.

Dude, his tie doesn't even match his shirt. Woah, pardon my homo, sorry guys.

by Pardon My Homo February 24, 2011

pardon my zinger

Zing.

To Zing (syn: pwn), is to viciously point out flaws, with relentless, uncaring effort. The term "Burn" was overused, and therefore had died. From its ashes rose several new terms, such as Snap, and Zing. To be Zing is bliss, and neverending once you have it.
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Zing

"Should you need to think about a comeback, or something to retort, it is no longer a Zing, but a common insult".

by Gari August 29, 2005

pagonaphobia

the fear of fake beard, for example stick on beards or beard tied around ones face.

This is a case of pagonaphobia "OH MY GOD get that fake policemens beard away from me! i am not wearing that!"

by Ed Alston May 22, 2008