telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

Packed Up

When your hair is in a ponytail

*on the phone* Jenny how does your hair look right now?

Girl you know my hair is PACKED UP

by MERCiiB00 February 18, 2009

packed a freshy

slang term used to describe when a person refilled a smoking pipe, water-bong, or hookah with a desired smoking product (i.e. marijuana, tobacco).

Hey man, wanna hit this bowl? I just packed a freshy!

by mindbomber February 14, 2012

packed heat

used a strap-on during sex.

When was the last time you packed heat with her?

About a month ago!

by thatlesbianchick January 10, 2014

Packed

If you have too much make-up on your face and your face looked very "packed" : too much on your face

"She's packed"

by Heya gorgeous 13 December 13, 2016

Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

by wch-meister October 6, 2017

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017