Megan Palmer

A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.

Wow did you see Megan Palmer right there!

Fenomanal
He can come and father me anytime

by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018

Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.

Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer

by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019

palmer c.

a really cool guy who wants to be your friend.

I wish I could be Palmer C.

by I_am_cool69 March 25, 2019

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

The Arnold Palmer Special

When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.

“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”

by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019

seren palmer

emo

omg the school shooter was such a seren palmer

by beanman69 September 10, 2019

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates May 21, 2018