A Paul is an absolute mong. He is the biggest mong out of the entire group of friends. He is constantly called a 'mong' and 'smooth brain' by his peers. A Paul is usually into music and obsesses about guns and won't shut up about them until you tell him that you didn't ask. He loves video games such as Rainbow Six Siege (even though he's complete rubbish at it). Apart from the fact that he has a smooth brain, is a mong and looks like an alien, he is still one of the mates and is well respected by his peers for his friendliness and camaraderie.
Person 1: "Omg, he won't shut up about his favourite operators in Rainbow Six Siege"
Person 2: "I know right, he is such a Paul"
A mans man, the ultimate Alpha dog. Paul has the biggest bollocks and is feared by all other men due to his ability to take any mans woman. With the most power banter on gods green earth, never compete with him.
Paul is your typical player, he gets every girl he sees and his game is out of this world.
He wears a radical cap with a "monster" logo and his iq is beyond ordinary.
Summarized, Paul is the type of guy to whisper in your girl's ear "I'm fucking you tonight" and get her panties wet in seconds meanwhile she suffers from a panic attack.
X: Have you seen Paul?
Y: Yea he's really cool! Have you seen his girlfriend, she's like mentally unstable and shit
Z: Wow, Paul is such a lucky guy.