Putinanny

Having a meltdown of global proportion that ultimately ends in your global embarrassment

Did you see Fred's meltdown this morning?
Oh yeah, he had a total Putinanny.
Swearing, wrenches flying, it was awesome.

by SK in WI. March 26, 2022

Putin price hike

Nonsense excuse made up by Joe Biden to cover for the inflation caused by his policies. Also see: Gaslighting.

Inflation started after Biden was inaugurated in January 2021, which was over a year before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, yet we're supposed to believe this is the Putin price hike?

by Burning_Ham December 18, 2022

donald putin

The best president you will ever meet. If you like Donald tump you will love Donald putin the best leaders combined. He will solve brexit and remember new decade new me

Person:wow brexit is trash

Dr Phil: well at least we have Donald Putin

by Drphilissmexy November 4, 2019

Nadamay Putin

Two gay guys tapping each others butts together.. nothing happening.

Similar to the scissor kick.

I’m sorry I can’t get too grammar league in this day in age.

Nadamay Putin somewhere else besides here. 🦗

by ODeed March 21, 2020

Putinflation

Widespread increase in global prices due to sanctions, and impacts on supply and demand across a variety of sectors, that are directly or indirectly a result of Putin's 2022 illegal and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.

Putinflation can now be observed at the gas pump at most countries. Fuck Putin.

by Cantharellus March 2, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

putin'd

The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).

Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)

by Steven Sinski February 11, 2014