doo point

A measurement in time when a listener realizes a speaker is full of shit.

"Based on my careful observations, the average doo point of a US politician is 15.43 seconds."

by Old salt September 19, 2015

six-point-nine

Sixty Nine that is interrupted, cancelled, or postponed by a period, also written as 6.9

Man, me and Amy were about to do some wild shit but she pulled a six-point-nine on me.

by TheModernDanielWebster November 29, 2016

kings point knot

A hangs man nose. Referred to as a Kings Point Knot due to the depression the Merchant Marine Academy causes.

"Man I just bombed my test, my liberty is restricted, and I got a class 1. Might as well tie the kings point knot."

by -thesaltysailor February 7, 2020

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty

A different, ney, better word for a gun.

(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"

by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018

hollow point

Type of weapon ammunition that upon hitting the target the bullet expands, almost exploding inside the target. Makes huge exit wounds on cans.

a:holy crap you blew the shit out of that gopher, what kind of ammo is that?

b:hollow points

by Andy April 10, 2005

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

central point

A small hick town in southern Oregon. Biggest Attraction in the town is the Family Fun Center, sadly. Home of the Crater Comets, pretty much the worst football team in the state, but best wrestling team in the state. Other big attractions of this rural town include a small skate park, a bunch of tractors, Albertsons, three to four corner markets, and an alley known as Stoner's Alley where, you guessed it, a bunch of people smoke.

Dude 1: "I live in Central Point."
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"

by Rebel_Tin November 14, 2005