play it where it lays

To have sex where ever the opportunity happens to present itself.

Exchange between 2 guys:

Guy 1: When my girlfriend came back from college at Christmas, the gift she gave me was to have sex under the Christmas tree with me.

Guy 2: Way to play it where it lays dude!

by L. G. Guentert February 15, 2008

Play government

1. When one partner taxes the other person's ass in bed. Sometimes includes one member of the couple dressing up like Uncle Sam.

bang boink bone do screw hump fuck nail rail shag tap tap that tax that ass tax tax that taxing tax that ass like woah government playing government gov't play gov't playing gov't to play government Uncle sam

My boyfriend has been traveling for two weeks. He said when he gets home tonight we're going to play government all night long.

by Rizvah April 3, 2008

play jolly bong

1. to drink alcohol till you get drunk.
2. to party and get wild.

-Hey bro. Did you wanna play jolly bong tonight?

Wtf man. I have work tomorrow! You're an asshole. I wanna play jolly bong tomorrow night.

-So when you and natasha played jolly bong, did you guys get frisky?

- Come out and play jolly bong with us tonight!

by abskee August 22, 2011

play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off

What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014

Play real

When someone is messing around in a situation and you want them to be serious you'd say 'play real' as in let's be serious now.

Can you just play real?

by Lou12345 July 19, 2016

Play with the cat

A code phrase/name for smoking marijuana or being high that originated in Northern Virginia. The word "cat" be modified to use in many different ways as a noun, verb, or adjective. See example sentences for guidance.

I'm going to go play with the cat.

Yo, I'm so catty right now.

I have some dank cat treats to share.

Do you want to cat?

Can I buy some cats?

by freakererererer November 22, 2016

Play Squirrel

Trying to bust a nut.

You tryin to date, or you just wanna play squirrel?

by Princessjajean April 23, 2020