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SUNY Plattsburgh

State University of New York at Plattsburgh was once known as a sub-par institution. From 1971-2005, a person pretty much needed a #2 pencil to get in.

Due to the rapid influx of Gen Y freshman tied with the 2008 recession, the admissions office started getting strict (like all SUNYs) in their selection process, and the overall campus community started to mature.

An accounting professor who once taught at the prestigious Wharton School of Business came to Plattsburgh State in 2009 for a trial semester. He stayed because, "the students are hungrier for knowledge". (Note: The business school is AACSB accredited)

Thus some time between 2003 and 2007 the last gasp of morons started to graduate (or drop out) and Plattsburgh found itself as a premiere institution.

So if you're looking for social diversity and well-rounded business, communications, nursing and education programs. You'll get it at SUNY Plattsburgh.

Thankfully there are no more people on campus like the author of Plattsburgh State University, so ignore the school's old reputation. I did, and now I have a great job
I heard SUNY Plattsburgh sucked academically.

You're right, it did suck. But it no longer does suck.
by MCK87 January 10, 2011
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Peppermint Patty

Verb- the insertion of mint flavored Skoal into your partner's anal cavity and then the subsequent discharge of the minty treat into your mouth.
Craig - Damnit! I forgot Skoal at the gas station...

Josh- What do you need that for?

Craig - I was going to give your mom a peppermint patty for Valentine's Day.
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Platy

noun. a platy is a weak ass, attention seeking bitch that tries to manipulate and finesse everybody into having the same opinions, feelings, and thoughts; will often try simping, crying, and using a "woe is me" tactic to guilt people into giving him his way
verb. to try to coerce others into your own line of belief
(V): Stop trying to platy me into taking you to Tim's for coffee.
(N): You're acting like a real platy.
by DaHypE January 7, 2023
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platypi

Platypi are soooo cool. They have bills and a tail!!!!!!!
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Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.
The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.
by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010
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Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.
Kids: Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
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taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.
"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"
by benihana_chef June 24, 2004
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