plastic cop

1. security guard or wannabe cops

'what a jackass, his just a plastic cop'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005

Plastic Paddy

Diaspora Irish (American Irish) like De Valera who fought to make Ireland free both in Europe and North America, and was thrown in prison, wrote the Irish constitution, served several terms as head of government and head of state in the Irish Republic, and was heavily involved in the Gaelic Revival that helped save the Irish language. Also like others who funded millions of dollars to the Irish and gave their lives fighting in the IRA during 'The Troubles.' Those who continue today to support politically and financially Ireland and many of its political parties. American Fenians and Diaspora Irish patriots, you know... "fake Irish" from whom we have absolutely nothing to be thankful for and no solidarity with.

"He's not Irish... more like a plastic paddy."

by Boyo85 December 16, 2009

plastic wrap

Plasticy doom on a roll.

I will kill you with plastic wrap.

by Dumb Ass August 17, 2004

plastic water

Ozzy's coined phrase, guess what it means. :)

I think I'll find myself some plastic water, I guess I shouldn't have married Lennon's daughter, yea, yea yea yea...

by Road to Nowhere October 12, 2005

Plastic Face

A verb and a adjective that describes or expresses extreme disgust or shock.
It can also be used as a way to describe someone's face after they do ccc's or pop a bean.Jaymiee Plastic i s the only human thus far who has achieved this look.

"OMFG! Becky seriously your GONE...you've got that plastic face!"

or

"Jaymiee Plastic...damn that boy has got that plastic face on deck 24/7. I feel bad for the person who crosses him!"

by jaymiee plastic June 26, 2008

Plastic fan

A plastic fan is usually used for describing a Chelsea Football Club fan.

Hey, I heard Andrei is a Chelsea fan.
Yep, you're right, he is a plastic fan.

by beji97 December 29, 2015

Paper or plastic?

A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.

Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...

How bad? Like, paper or plastic?

by Jamocahchip June 12, 2010