snakes on a plane

Too late in realizing that you've caught in an inescapable deteriorating situation, where there is nothing you could do except tackle it head on and knowing that you probably will not survive when it ends.

In gaming:

Player A: Dude, we just lost our last flag and we are surrounded by armor....

Player B: Man...snakes on a plane.

by Rocket Punch September 8, 2006

snakes on a plane

Used as a trump card in an argument. The only phrase that can automatically win an argument after this is used is "snakes on a mothafuckin' plane."

Person 1: Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
Person 2: No way! Ninjas are teh 1337.
Person 1: FALSIFICATION!
Person 2: Rabblerabblerabblerabblerabble!
Person 1: Snakes on a plane!
Person 2: -looks downtrodden- Snakes on a mothafuckin' plane!

by Matt Hovern November 9, 2008

snakes on a plane

An adjective used to describe something that was funny or entertaining, but unintentionally so.

Dude, that movie was so pathetic, it was totally snakes on a plane.

by John Connell March 26, 2007

snakes on a plane

When a man single-handedly strokes his penis (aka the snake) across a woman's stomach, in other words, the plane.
(such as the Great Planes)

When Gina refused to touch his penis myself Adam whipped it out and pulled a "Snakes on a Plane" on her.

by Jujuninator March 5, 2009

snakes on a plane

Absent without leave, awol.

Joe- "hey call up jimmy today"
Kenny- "we tried hes snakes on a plane"
Joe- "ok then where is he then"?
Kenny- "i don't fucking know, hes snakes on a fucking plane"

by p r a double t September 9, 2006

fourth plane

Having no purpose, use, or sense, or any positive or beneficial effect.

referring to the fourth plane during the September 11th attacks that crashed into the Pentegon

see also: first, second and third plane

Going to that lame party was fourth plane!

by Helbard December 8, 2003

j-plane

a girl named j-plane
because she flies, so high, in the sky

that girl is almost as cool as j-plane

by r-boat October 27, 2007