putting lipstick on a pig

what the Democrats are doing to their health care bill

Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes

by Precious Freedom March 3, 2010

putting lipstick on a pig

trying to make the ugly fuck look good

"making cara look hott is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Willie May 13, 2005

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

putting lipstick on a pig

Said by Barrack Obama about Sarah Palin, the vicepresident candiate for the Republican party.

"Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.

by politicalmatt October 24, 2008

the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

Hunny can I the Panamanian Petting Zoo You tonight

by Squid1028 November 2, 2017

pittin' out

Wet, sweaty stains in the underarm area of your shirt.

I have to wear at least two shirts so noone sees me pittin' out.

Dude, you are pittin' out big time. Keep your arms down!

by Kristie Jean May 9, 2005

Putting on the Hits

A dance talent show that rocks hard, Dude.

At Putting on the Hits we won and you didnt.

by Billy Joe A. October 2, 2006