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pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.
I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.
by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020
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Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners
LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol
by Lenthyja February 11, 2021
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Pipe shaming

Verb.
Pipe shaming:
When an individual that was a habitual meth user gets clean for a few days and becomes very righteous. They begin to feel they are superior to their old meth using friends and talk down to them. They belittle and make the meth users feel bad and shameful for continuing to use meth. Especially those that smoke it out of a meth pipe.
Meghan is sick of Paul’s pipe shaming when he calls her.

“Ive been clean for a week,” says paul, “Instead I’ve taken up pipe shaming
by MamaNasty February 1, 2022
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PIPE-HER

the act of fucking a woman with your “pipe” (dick)
OH BOY I WISH I COULD PIPE-HER

It’s my girlfriend’s name (love you piper)
by COOMSOCK April 13, 2022
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pipe off

When two plumbers are competing for one job so instead of a stand off they have a pipe off where they beat eachother with pipes.
Look at those two plumbers having a pipe off!
by w.shakespeare(original) August 19, 2022
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