Perpe

A nickname for the coolest person in the world.

Wowzers! Perpe sure is cool!

by perpe25 February 14, 2009

Periveous

A word saying the person is to amazing to even explain.

One: My love you are just periveous.

Two: awwwww

(dedicated to someone very special)

by T3chBurn February 28, 2010

Perpendicts

The shortened form of the word "Perpendicular".

Line A perpendicts Line Z" instead of "Line A is perpendicular to Line Z

by Green42342390480 February 18, 2011

Perpetusketch

When a place, thing, or situation is always 'sketch' and is unable to escape such low quality.

Joe: Dude, that restaurant is such a dump. It's so sketchy

Jim: Yea it's caught in perpetusketch

by LongDong270 October 8, 2011

peripheral void

The Calamitous void in your vision above your eyes but below the top of your head. Especially hazardous to lofty denizens.

What in the name of Josef Fritzl is that mark on your head?

Mate I clanged a branch on me bike! Couldn't help it, it was right in me peripheral void!

Should've been wearing a helmet mate.

by Dangoku59 January 21, 2012

Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.

Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers

by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012