Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN

A toy manufactured in Japan in 1998 depicting the commercial superhero Pepsiman that is scented like Pepsi

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN is my the last limited edition Pepsiman action figure I need to complete my set.

by Your father-in-law, Bob March 29, 2021

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola…

Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”
Everyone: She was high writing this..

by LilliannaVinyl July 21, 2023

Pepsi

A cheap remake of coca-cola. Most commonly consumed by people who are colorblind and cannot see that it is in fact Pepsi and not cocacola. However, they don't drink very much of it, because it tastes revolting and they realize what it is in the first sip and throw it at the nearest bum.

Wtf mister pizza guy??!!! I asked for coke!!! What is this nasty blue crap?!?!!???!!?

Uhh.... pepsi? It tastes like exactly the same dude.

Have you ever tried it?

No, but i heard that from my colorblind friend.

He was drinkin a coke man. Taste this shit.

-drinks a little, then spits it out-

EWWWW!!!

i know man.

by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

pepsi

a good tasting soda

Pepsi is great

by redydfeyg December 4, 2014

pepsi

this is something that you drink; kind of pop

Michaela-Hey get me a pepsi

by Bananas123332 June 19, 2008

warm Pepsi

A woman uses the toilet to make a number two and doesn't wipe well. Following this she commands you to perform analingus on her. If you adequately tongue her rear entry she allows you to masturbate in the corner of the bathroom while she ridicules the size of your penis.

So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.

I couldn't even get a hand job from that girl last night, all she was serving up was a warm Pepsi.

by theATMK January 16, 2011