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Parsneezi

When you feel like you are about to sneeze but you never fully sneeze
Guy1: ah-ahah
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: thank you but it was just a parsneezi
by Big Dom C July 24, 2019
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Parscale

Parscale (verb): to promise something and then embarrassingly fail to deliver.
As in:

“How was Brad’s huge party this weekend?”

“He totally Parscaled. Hyped it for weeks and then, like, three freshmen showed up.”
by Neurotypicant June 23, 2020
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Parsehole

Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.

Definition 1

It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.

Definition 2

Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.
Example 1

Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"

Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"

Example 2

Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"

Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"
by Dylanio August 13, 2020
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parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle
"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle
"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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Parselmouth

Someone who has the ability to speak to snakes
You're a parselmouth? Why didn't you tell me!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
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parsec

parsec - very sex person
pray parsex 🙏
Parsec is a sex person
by dsadwd2 July 21, 2021
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