Bro job

Giving your bro a blow job for a blow job in return

Hey Cole can you give me a bro job.. My girl didn't suck me off today.

by Master Of Juice Taylor April 1, 2015

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

by Rob December 29, 2003

Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.

I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.

by cream in the crack December 24, 2015

Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis

While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.

by SkaBrah May 23, 2015

Fumpkin Job

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

by MilesM21 December 19, 2009