When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
Get the doody digitmug. Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.
This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.
This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.
My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.
by Bermudabob May 3, 2010
Get the Digital Steeringmug. A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.
"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016
Get the digital dietmug. britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".
over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.
This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.
over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.
This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.
"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"
"Whats on sky tonight dear?"
"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"
"Whats on sky tonight dear?"
"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"
by djchrissy August 20, 2004
Get the sky digitalmug. an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
Get the Digital Cameramug. Rake shows up at Bam's house, thinking they're going to do a skit where Rake hits a pin yata, then they edit the footage it so it looks like the pin yata was full of bees (hince the term "Digital Bees") little does he know, the pin yata really is full of bees, and he gets the shit stung out of him when he hits it. HAHAHAH GOOD STUFF
by Joe Caulfield aka HolyCrapItsJoe February 22, 2004
Get the digital beesmug. Occurs when you can't remember where you heard something or read something, but you know it was on your phone.
Often occurs when reading email and text messages on the go - you forget about the message until something else in life reminds you and you then remember when/where you received that text or email.
Common belief is that it occurs because since you are not sitting anchored to a desk or a laptop, you forget the message context because your attention is immediately drawn to the car in front of you, your kid screaming in the backseat, having to pay for groceries, or any other activity "on the go". See threadnesia, cell phone amnesia, e-mnesia
Often occurs when reading email and text messages on the go - you forget about the message until something else in life reminds you and you then remember when/where you received that text or email.
Common belief is that it occurs because since you are not sitting anchored to a desk or a laptop, you forget the message context because your attention is immediately drawn to the car in front of you, your kid screaming in the backseat, having to pay for groceries, or any other activity "on the go". See threadnesia, cell phone amnesia, e-mnesia
Lumberg: Peter, do you have that TPS report? I emailed you 2 days ago.
Peter: Oh yeah, huh. I think I got that message when I was at the strip club so I kinda forgot about it. Ya know, I do have a wicked case of Digital Amnesia now with this iPhone. Can I get it to you tomorrow?
Lumberg: Yeah, but this is your last warning.
Peter: OK - well just email me
Lumberg (in the Droidzone): Just sent it to you.
Peter: That'd be great!
Peter: Oh yeah, huh. I think I got that message when I was at the strip club so I kinda forgot about it. Ya know, I do have a wicked case of Digital Amnesia now with this iPhone. Can I get it to you tomorrow?
Lumberg: Yeah, but this is your last warning.
Peter: OK - well just email me
Lumberg (in the Droidzone): Just sent it to you.
Peter: That'd be great!
by ellare October 22, 2010
Get the digital amnesiamug.