David

A simp lol, too bad because its incurable

Look at that David over there! Glad IM not him.

by JKROWNING August 4, 2020

david

DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.

ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME

by baby girl savage1 August 19, 2020

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David

David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.

David and Jordan

by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS

He never Dishonored his fammery,he's a David.
He got nominated for best Asian,he's David

by Schmoebro May 9, 2018

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018