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Ollie Harrison

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
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Ollie

Ollie is the second most insane person I know (Spencer is first
(He’s also my wonderful son 🥰)
“Ollie is not Sane at all. Like seriously, someone help him”
by berryranpo April 16, 2022
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OLLY CORDES

His mum stinks of off milk

He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time

Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )

He fingers his brother's ass crack

He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut

Olly your lips are crusty

Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?

OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
by Elliot croft November 23, 2021
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Ollie

A name that can be male OR female, but those who have this name are more than likely gay
Is Ollie gay or does she just want Doc Martens?
by Makayla's Enemies January 14, 2021
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Ollie h

A young girl who stinks like absolute shit and has no friends because every time she talks, her breath makes people Pass out. Lastly Ollie h is a big footed little bitch. This big bitch is always cussing someone out.
Ew look at ollie h over there kicking her him over again 🙄
by L 2 savvy September 7, 2020
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ollie hudson

ollie is a short weak midget that secretly has feelings for autumn jones even tho he won’t admit it
look at that small kid over there trying to get into autumns pants it must be ollie hudson ”
by phil mcrakin June 6, 2020
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ollie

ollie ; aw-lee , envys boyfriend and best friend best known for their big heart and their fast fingers.. yknow.
will you be the ollie to my envy?
by sucksdeez4nutz July 23, 2022
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