Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021

Foreskin

The protective hoodie skin of your penis which also serves other functions as such lubrication, docking and casing.

Josh: There's only one skin, two skin, three skin... Where's my foreskin?
Dante: Toniiiight. Open my eyes.

by Blazamuel June 13, 2024

holy foreskin

the foreskin of THE HOLY GOD

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOLY FORESKIN.
IVE HEARD ITS CRUNCHY.

by head giver69420 February 7, 2023

Foreskin

Really Chris? Ew. Why would you say that?

Hym "Aw great. The jews let Chris keep his dick-tip. That's... Natural I guess- Why does my autocorrect suck now? I got a software update and my autocorrect is fucking retarded now... But that's neither here nor there... Foreskin! I feel like you're supposed to have one but it's gross to have one. Like, in a way that doesn't map on to other superfluous flesh parts. Like, if I didn't have earlobes... I don't think I would find earlobes gross... Ya know?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Foreskin

a free condom for uncircumcised people

did you use a trojan to cover up or did you just slide up your foreskin

by bigass March 11, 2020

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.

Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."

by 00000000000000000001111-deacti March 4, 2024