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Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"
by Java July 16, 2004
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repeat offender

when you just get done wiping your ass after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.
i have raw ass from repeat offenders.
by sean January 7, 2005
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offence

Retard: "Hey, no offence but-"
Me: "*smacks*"
by pshsocoolerthanyou February 6, 2008
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the easily offended

A quote by Machiavelli. What it really means is it is not necessary to feel at a loss when forced to suffer the presence of those who are easily offended. Because those who are easily offended are also easily manipulated.
Feminist: How could you not know women only make 77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)
by Lam Alien January 31, 2017
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offendee

Someone who can't hear or read shit without being offended.
I just told a black guy joke and this offendee was triggered.
by Nierutam August 31, 2017
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offendaphobia

The irrational fear of offending people.
Person 1: Is a pre op trans sexual the same as a man in drag?
Person 2: I find that rather offensive.
Person 1 : I think you have offendaphobia.
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offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.
Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.
by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018
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