Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.

Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED

by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020

woke casting

Casting a character for attempted inclusivity or whitewashing, only for it to look out of place to the story.

That one guy in that place and time in the story was obvious woke casting.

by zaroneon January 21, 2021

Woke Geometry

When math authors or publishers deliberately or inadvertently use religious, satanic, or New Age symbols, icons, or logos, made up of geometric shapes, in their books to bewitch schoolchildren into the occultic or demonic world.

A grade two Chinese title was being recalled because it arguably contains a “woke geometry” item—the publisher has since apologized to its readers for depicting a bloody-looking pentagram, whereby kids are required to identify all geometric shapes that make up the “satanic symbol.”

by Fasters May 1, 2022

Woke terrorism

When your woke agenda is terrorism.

Hey Jenny, quit it with your woke terrorism!

by jillbidenswife June 22, 2021

Super-Woke

The act of being woke to wokism.

Recognizing there is no truth is Woke AF!
Recognizing that statement isn't true is Super-Woke

by SpiffDSpaceman March 11, 2021

woke and coke

When you wake up in the morning and do a line of cocaine.

Person1: I got up today and did some blow. I woke and coke today, is that a word?

Person2: I dunno but cut me a line and check it on Urbandictionary.com

by 4tm0sphere December 29, 2007

Woke passing

A person who is good at using language to appear "woke" in situations that benefit them. But when the time comes, they expose themselves as the average problematic low-key racist that they are.

Did you see that Twitter activist interacting with racists and saying that we have to hear both sides. She's totally woke passing

by Fukcrystalpak March 1, 2019