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Womaneering

woo͝m′ən'îr′ĭng
:Taking a perfectly civil and rational conversation and calculating exactly how much passive aggressive toxicity you can intentionally inject while getting away with blaming "the patriarchy" for your own lack of social skills and sexism.
// Mary was Womaneering when she thought she knew everything there was to know, due to her Dunning-Kruger Effect, that she snapped at James for simply trying to help her better understand the nuanced and complex aspects of Fluid Dynamics. Mary wonders why her coworkers avoid her but her cats like her so much.
by SarahWellingtonsworth March 22, 2021
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Woman

An Adult Human Female

or

A Human Being With The Capacity of Getting Pregnant
"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
by John E Elephant August 8, 2022
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Woman

Anyone who sits down on the toilet to pee.
Me:I thought you just had to pee, what are you doing in the stall George?

George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.

Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.
by rlb3 June 3, 2019
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Woman

Keep them away from Tommy.
by FwoggyFrog April 6, 2021
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Woman

Someone who wants a toxic man but then complains about him once they get him.
Lacy is a woman. She craves Corbin even though he is a disloyal bitch and once they started dating, she complained about how he has cheating tendencies.
by Asian_boy January 27, 2021
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Womanals

(noun) Any and all feminine hygiene products.
"I'm going camping with my boyfriend this weekend, so I'll have to pick up some womanals just in case."
by jake of all trades January 23, 2013
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Woman

Kevin: Hippity hoppity women are property.

Kevin: Get it? Because woman is a synonym for property?
by Oh h*ck! February 26, 2018
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