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noob school farm

when a noob is schooled at a game who just levels or farms ( grinds) games. Or in shoot em up he just farms kills and wont die
player: wtf i just died?
player (who killed him) you died to my epic noob school farm
got schooled son!
player: ahh s^*t
by jimmayboy June 10, 2009
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Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
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Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.
Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again
by rekless91 August 14, 2010
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noob-saying-wannabe

the one who always utters noob for no good reason to everyone he find sucks at something.
he is such a wannabe coz whenever somebody is not able to perform a task , he blurts out noob!!!.....
oh look!,a noob-saying-wannabe
by kurt261 January 13, 2011
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Noobcake

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.
Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!
by sm00shr December 20, 2014
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Noobab

A noob who's as bad as a baboon
Person 1: Sorry I am a noob at this game
Person 2: Noob is an understatement, you are a noobab
by SpikemenDan May 26, 2021
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Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.
That guy Jerell is such a non-noob.
by The one and only Olivia December 16, 2015
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