Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage

Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce

by Arandombrit September 6, 2021

Nonce Queen

A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.

'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'

by HoneyT3 July 10, 2019

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.

"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"

by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021

UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.

Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”

by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021

Dap Nonce

Fucking dumbass headass stupid idiot who can't say a sentence correctly because he is a bitch.

Elliott Denniss is a Dap Nonce

by John Stephens III October 18, 2020

Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021