by Lloyd Turner April 16, 2021

by Midnight Muse December 7, 2006

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"
2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!
Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!
by Blake's the snake September 28, 2017

Blood rainbows are rainbows that form out of human hatred and dread. They have the appearance of a rainbow at first, but the closer you get, the redder it gets, until it looks like pure blood. Unlike most rainbows, there are ends to these, but at the end of them, there are Death Unicorn dens, and if you get anywhere near those, there is no chance that you'll survive. I implore you not to do it.
"Hey, dude, is it normal for your eyes to be bleeding like that?"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
