Pedo

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Someone who is attracted to children. They may or may not engage in sexual activity with underage children.

Mr Irwin looked at my boobs, he’s a pedo.

by Br*tneyB*tch March 26, 2019

Pedo

Some twisted fuck how likes kiddies!

Lochlann is pedo he watches the kiddies as they come bouncing out of school and he has 1000 inch bonner as he does it

by Cheeky nando's 72 December 7, 2021

pedo

stereoypically a man who drives a white van looking for little kiddies to be kidnaped

pedo:hey how u doin'
kid:ummmm *the fuck do i do*
pedo: u hungry i have food in the back of me van
kid:*i guess im hungry* ye sure *gets in van*

pedo: *drives of*
kid:*banging on the van scared out of their shit*
random old lady:*well something is al little sussy*

by PApEr|CuT June 12, 2021

pedo

zoe laverne....
tony lopez...
aka tony lopy

zoe laverne is a pedo

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.

Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift

by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020

Pedo

A person who enjoys sex or having relationships with younger people

Omg! Jack is such a pedo!

by ——coolguy—— May 31, 2021

Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).

England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.

by FirstLastName February 20, 2024