Netsonally

Like if you know someone personally but only via internet

"Hey check out this picture."
"Oh it's Tako."
"You know this dude?"
"Netsonally."

by Lance D. Stone November 24, 2011

nelson special

A sexual act that involves ordering cinnastix from Dominos® and ejaculating in the icing cup before serving it to your friends, unbeknownst to them.

Frank: these cinnastix taste funny

Adrian: that's because I gave them a Nelson special

Frank: wtf!!!

by Chris'tyl meth March 10, 2018

nelson d

A GAY NIGGA

Aye yo, little gay nigga Nelson D

by Gabriel Cipion February 28, 2019

neysan

A charming, helpful and funny guy who will do anything for you, but will stab you in the back in any form of competition.

Can also mean someone who has a hairless bottom and is smooth all over.

Damn, did you see that smooth chest? He is such a Neysan”.

“I can’t believe you were the Mafia all along. You totally Neysaned me!”

by Giemi July 21, 2019

Nelsoning

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

by Santee Men August 11, 2020

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022