Nerf Gunned

When you turn and begin jacking off in secret from your friend, then turn just before climaxing, yell surprise, and shoot your load into his/her mouth.

Josh: Hey do you remember that time I surprise shot my cum into your mouth?
James: Yeah you Nerf Gunned me hard.

by Paikun May 15, 2016

nerf hearder

someone who is a stupid retarded dickhead

tony blair is such a nerf hearder

by ben curry September 24, 2003

nerfing

The act of extreme nerf gun play. Unfortunately, the intensity of "nerfing" usually results in the death of a friend.

Where's Gary?" "He died while we were nerfing."

by nerfenthusiast69 June 2, 2011

NERF

NERF. A noun, verb, direct object, indirect object, adjective, and preposition. It is the greatest creation known to man. Also, it has become a very popular word to use to describe someone or something. It is a creation from God himself. Also the original name for the Sasquatch.

"Dude throw me the NERF!"

"BRO, that party was so NERF last night."
"I know brah, i NERFed it up so much."

"My friend Brendan is the NERFest guy in the WORLD."
"I know he's so hot."

"NOL!" (NERF out loud)

by [bisthebomb] April 7, 2009

Nerf

A kid who is slow, and narrow-minded. Someone who doesn't think twice about what he does, and pays a tall price for being such an idiot. Similar to a 'douche' or 'tool.'

Guy 1- 'Dude guess what.'
Guy 2- 'What?'
Guy 1- 'Sean Grogan went to school even though no one else went.'
Guy 2- 'OH MY GOD WHAT A NERF!'

by adawk January 17, 2008

neer

When somebody says something stupid or irrevalent

Serge is cool....Neer

by GAN 20 April 23, 2009

nerfy

feeling of discomfort or awkwardness.

"i ate a ton of strawberries and they made my stomach feel really nerfy"

by alysssssaaaaaaaaa October 14, 2008