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shed a tear for Nelson

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson
by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005
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Nelson

A cute person who is in middle school and has like 7 friends and is from a small carribean island like Puerto Rico.
Person 1: Man, did you see Nelson today?
Person 2: Dang, he look fine
by Itzy123 December 28, 2011
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Craig T Nelson

World re known actor of such movies as: Poltergeist, The Family Stone, Blades of Glory and many more. Best known for his many years as Coach Hayden Fox on the popular 90's sitcom "Coach". In my humble opinion Craig T Nelson could give Chuck Norris the beating of a lifetime.
Top 12 Reasons Why Craig T. Nelson is Better Than Chuck Norris:

Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection

Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.

Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.

Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.

In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.

Craig T gives bacon heart attacks

Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.

Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!

Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again

Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.

One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.

Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
by Christopher Deadman November 13, 2007
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Nelson

Small, extreamly liberal town in South Easten Brithis Columbia, Canada. Is known for having some of the best weed in the world.
Nelson is the shiznit
by Kyle de Jong July 20, 2008
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doggy nelson

put a woman in the full nelson position then begin humping her rapidly.
I got bitch slapped when i showed my girlfriend the doggy nelson
by Zach Rich March 31, 2004
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neal anderson

The skinniest person you will ever meet. Anorexic. He looks as if he hasn't eaten in weeks.
by YES February 21, 2005
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nelsobradley

An aimbot who is fascinated with ciboys and sheep.
Gosh.. all that nelsobradley guy ever talks about are his ciboys and sheep. I think I'm starting to like them too now.
by nelso May 9, 2005
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