fappy nappy

The act of beating off and going to sleep.

I’ve had a rough day. I’m going home to have me a fappy nappy.

by LobsterSharts March 3, 2020

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 26, 2008

happy nappy

Taking a nap after having an orgasm.

Great sex always leads to a happy nappy.

by Hopsandbarley March 10, 2014

Snappy nappy dougout

A vagina that feels so good it would make you rob a corner store but naked with a nerf gun wit no nerf bullets

Last night after the club she gave me that snappy nappy dougout.

Imma kill her new boyfriend if she gave him that snappy nappy dougout

by Winstttt January 26, 2021

snappy nappy dug-out

Another word for the vagina, aka:
axe wound, box, coochie, cooze, cunt, figa (Italian), Gyna, Holiest of holies, pussy, slit, snatch, twat, etcetera etcetera... made famous in the movie 'Friday', and likely never heard outside of that film.

Its all 'bout da snappy nappy dug-out. Gotsta get dat pussy!

by Cunninglinguist69 July 31, 2006

slappy nappy

if having a tough time falling asleep, you masturbate until you then fall asleep.

Josh "what you so happy about?"

Robert "just had me a slappy nappy."

Josh "you cum?"

Robert "dur."

by haunted_milksteak November 1, 2011

Man Nappy

A nappy worn by a man....
Otherwise known as a pair of incontenence pantys.....

You can tell Brittykins wears a man nappy because she has bulges on her usually non-existent bum....

by Nikkikins December 16, 2004