nappocolypse

A nappy that can't hold the shit in

I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

napalm sweat

Sweat that stings or burns your eyes as a result of mixing with hair products or makeup.

Adam was blinded by napalm sweat but finished the set anyway.

by mymaserati July 9, 2014

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.

by Halesssss September 2, 2016

Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

Nappy brain

When your brains all funky.

You got a right nappy brain

by Hacker #14 June 19, 2018

Napartment

The said place a girl named Erica goes to take a minimum 2 hour nap and hide from your children or anyone really. Normally takes place at a hotel, but not prejudice to it being someone else's home.

Erica: "Hey, I'm going grocery shopping....at my Napartment, wink wink"

by SpiritualGinga August 17, 2020

NAPLAN

Actually Hell In Australia exam x 400 thats how hard it is

Bruh we are doing NAPLAN
Fuck sakes goodbye world

by Wellz Gaming February 5, 2021