crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Ur nans chest hair

Referring to someone’s nanny’s chest hair you would usually use this sentence in an insult or just at random.

Bella and Nia: How do u say this?
Lola and Eva: UR NANS CHEST HAIR!!!!!

by SmexiLexi123 July 08, 2019

angry nan

When someone cums on someones face so much that there face wrinkles

You can tell shes a whore, she looks like an angry nan

by The dog that is a weird colour May 15, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 08, 2016

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 06, 2021

nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan

Im putting the nan on the spit

by Dirty_C_Man May 10, 2018

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022