shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

versace brain

VERSACE BRAiN iS WHEN A GiRL GiVES YOU HEAD.

BUT iT'S WAY BETTER. AN INDESCRiBABLE FEELiNG.
VERSACE BRAiN iS THE GREATEST FEELiNG AFTER SHE SHE GiVE YOU (BRAiN(HEAD(BLOWJOB)

SHE SUCK ME UP LiKE A VACUUM.
"YO GiRL GAVE ME VERSACE BRAiN iN A CLUB DOWNTOWN
SHE GO DUMB LiKE CLOWN
BOTTLES ALL AROUND

SHE SO BAD LiKE A FiRST ROUND
i AiN'T EVEN PLAYiNG"
BARS FROM G-iCE 'VERSACE BRAiN' SONG

@WTFGICE

by WTFGiCE April 7, 2015

finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit

I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.

by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017

brain lint

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

My brain lint isn't marketable but I'm damn fine at trivial pursuit.

by James1976 October 25, 2007

brain overload

Too much information or stimulus in a short amount of time.

My brain overload due to all the reading I've done.

by tiggrnut93 January 14, 2016

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018