newtmas_4everr1

A kind soul, the sweetest person tbh, I love you Adam <33 Renaud Bray. Rappel toi en. But yeah anyways, they are like so kind and their edit. Just like wow. Be friend with them, please. Poussy tight, Poussy clean, Poussy fresh. That’s all I have to say byeee love u<33

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by Patatosse February 20, 2022

Fig Newton

Someone who has hippie tendencies and beliefs. Often referred to as, granola, tree hugger, earth warrior, or all natural

That stanky hoe is so fig newton, she needs a bath.

by lilkitty_0201 February 7, 2020

dirty newton

A Kid who has a Massive Cock And is not gay

Dirty Newton is so hot.

by NxwBandz May 23, 2020

Cam Newton

The guy that would have taken most of the blame if he started and the Patriots were failing to win (not the owner or coach).

The owner and coach most likely got vaccinated for the same reason they got rid of Cam Newton, they don't want to look bad to the masses, right or wrong.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

Ruby Newton

A BIG HOTTIE WITH AN AMAZING SMILE! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN HIGHSCHOOL AND MAKES ALL THE GUYS DROOL! SHE EVEN MAKES STRAIGHT GIRLS GO GAY!

"OMG! I WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL I SAW RUBY NEWTON!"
"ARa~ ArA~ RUBY NEWTON"

by ARa~ ArA~ November 17, 2022

New Hampshire Newtknuckle

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).

"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016

Isaac Newton

So you're fucking a girl in an apple orchard and she's got her back up against a tree. Then you really start taking down to pound town, so much so that apples fall from the tree and hit her on the head.

Dude, I went apple picking with my girlfriend's family, but she and I went off on our own. Long story short, I ended up giving her an Isaac Newton.

by fingas-in-butts October 19, 2010