masty

A shortened version of Masturbation

"What did you do last night?"
"I had a masty."

by Invaderzim44 March 26, 2010

mystery-method

A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.

'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'

by Jeopardy June 21, 2006

mystalker

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.

Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.

by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008

mystery meat

1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.

2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.

1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.

2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.

by Lil' Grimmy May 27, 2006

musty teabag

This is a variant of the Teabag in which one dips their nut sack into a lady's (or if you are gay, a guy's) mouth.

The Musty Teabag is when you reverse it positioning your anus directly onto the recipients nose whilst you dip your nuts into the recipients mouth.

Just as she was beginning to suck my nuts I turned around 180 degrees and gave her a musty teabag.

by VicThrust July 20, 2007

mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

Mysterious Road Companion

While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.

A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.

Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.

by Chavin November 28, 2009