mustard oil

damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god

ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here

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Mustard Eater

A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”

“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
“This guy eats mustard”

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Mustard gas is very toxic if you smell this stuff you will die it's made out of C₄H₈Cl₂S.

during the iran war they used mustard gas to damage the enemy.

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When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

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A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

Mustard Man by Sally H. December 27, 2022

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When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face

Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...

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A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

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