Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025

Beelon Musk

the coolest person on earth

Beelon Musk is the opposite of your mom

by Beelon musk December 6, 2019

Trump Musk

A type of fart fragrance given as a gift to someone you don't like.

Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.

by No Hemingway February 13, 2025

Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.

P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)

by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025

Elon Musking

Working hard to achieve your dreams or unlikely results

Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."

by Gaussberg February 18, 2018

The Musk Effect

To add some element or person to your life, that alters people’s perception of you.
Like an odor that follows and sticks with you from that point on.
A substance with a penetrating persistent odor
Directly referencing the effect Elon Musk has on the president Donald Trump.

The musk effect strikes again, have you seen the recent Tesla stocks?

by Nicktravesty March 11, 2025

Enron Musk

the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.

"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"

"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"

by JesusPotter March 5, 2025