mush

a stupid app for stupid ass mums

they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves

lazy ass hags

me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers

by jayquan. May 01, 2021

mush

a fucking retard who is annoying af

oh hes black? yup thats a mush alright

by asdsadasgfas February 22, 2021

Mush

Mush is an entity in itself. A special sight, massive in stature. He lies in the mid-range between a Big Chonker and Oh Lawd He’s Coming. He appears lazy and grumpy at first glance, but that is a rare, ancient, apparatus utilized to conserve energy for the betterment of society. He is graceful in his nature and has a multitude of specialized skills. You won’t be mistaken when you see Mush. Always greet him with the utmost respect and gratitude.

“Hey look over there! That has to be Mush!”

“The end of WW2 began upon the Mush great head-butt which landed in the locations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.”

“Woah, that’s a good ole’ lad, hey Mush’”

by Yan Bon Vonderson May 19, 2020

Mush

Mush is another word for ''Cool.'' Which dates back to Rhodesia.

''Doesn't look so mush when ridin' through the bush''

by Callsign_Rack July 21, 2021

Mush

The food they give you at school

Student: Is this.... mush?
Lunchlady: No. Keep moving.

by School Kiddo May 07, 2019

Mush

Someone who can’t stand someone named farooq. Mush finds farooq annoying af

Dam, that boii mush sure hates farooq

by BigDawg313 December 27, 2021

Mush

1. When you gamble on a team your presence jinxed the favorable outcome.

2. A person that breaks guy code, sleeps with a friends former flame, boo, girlfriend, wife.

Marty is such mush, he sleeps with his friends exs, and can’t pick a winner for shit.

by David Rodriguez May 09, 2022