Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.

person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."

by williamwallace1234 February 1, 2022

paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

mangu muncher

A dominican person who eats a lot of mangu.

Miguel: I’m gonna eat mangu for breakfast today.
Luis: Again?! You mangu muncher.

by st_ay.K!ds December 27, 2022

Floreat Muncher

A Soggy Biscuit Muncher originating from Eton Public School, Insidiously educated in Dorm Boy Antics. ....

Boris Johnson, David Cameron and Jacob Rees-Mogg, Floreat Munchers to a 'T'.

by Austintassletine April 22, 2019

giggle muncher

A person who is annoying but is loved by all in spite of their annoying/dumbness/ randomness.

=PPPPP

but is amazing duh haa.

you are such a giggle muncher.

by Riotgirl9492 March 12, 2008

Shadow-Muncher

Verb;
To Shadow-munch – To prey upon a colleague, friend or acquaintance’s previous conquest or conquests.

“Simon stayed at Lucy’s last night”
“Did he? But she’s only just broken up with Paul!”
“I know! Simon’s a right shadow-muncher!!”

by Huff n doback August 19, 2013

cunt muncher

A lesbian, as in one who performs cunnilingus. Of course, that could be a man as well as a woman, but I've only ever heard it used to describe a lesbian.

'Don't even bother asking her out. She's a cunt muncher'

by David Kirchner May 10, 2006