crusted mummy

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

mumpty

A storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.

The mumpty has become all dusty...we need to clear it up.

by mumpty lover May 13, 2005

Mumpkin

The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.

Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

by Donny D (D=Down Syndrome) November 14, 2011

Butt Mumps

Red bumps accumulated on ones buttox (booty) due to injecting dirty methamphetamine.

Man, my shit was bad and I got the butt mumps.

by ila January 14, 2007

Mumple Frumps

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.

Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!

by MacW October 22, 2003

mummy daddy bone

The nicest possible way to refer to ones penis dork, wang or johnson. so called because only a mummy or a daddy can see this bone.
this is 10 times better word when you are old enough to say dick without ur mum telling you off. Becuase all youre mates think you're strange.

OOOWWWWWW right in the mummy daddy bone!!!!!!!!!
Chris you're 26 man GROW UP

by christopher lynch September 22, 2005

mumpkin

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin

by mumpkin lover April 8, 2004